TyTy is one of my most hated creatures. I used to love her back when she first came on Oprah. I used to think she was gorgeous and so sweet. Then she got her own show and went batshit crazy. I argue a lot with a friend of mine who seems to still hold her in high regard so I do understand that she has a lot of people who like her. And to be fair she still has a gorgeous face (it killed me to say that. I really, really despise her). However, this video is so funny I think it will appeal to those who would rather have their head guillotined off than watch her show and to those who watch and love her still.



Don't you think she has Tyra's mannerisms down pat? I cannot stop laughing.

So we have another pageant incident, this time with Janina San Miguel at the BB Pilipinas World 2008 pageant. The fact that she could make a coherent sentence, which would be something along the liner of "I'm sorry, I'm nervous this is my first pageant," places her above the Miss Teen North Carolina. I must say, I'm hoping we have a desi pageant queen to do us proud with a youtube clip of her verbal diarrhea . Priyanka Chopra's was quite bad, but it was followed and preceded by a grammatically complete and coherent sentence so it doesn't count.

I gagged while writing that deadline. Convulsed with violent contractions and foamed at the mouth in disgust. When you watch this video, keep a bucket near you in case it makes you very sick and you can't control the gagging. I still am.

I was doing my usual homage to www.dlisted.com (I seriously love this site) and there was a link to a question asked to Miss South Carolina in the Miss Teen USA pageant. I have never cringed, laughed, and been scared at the same time in my entire life. Since it's beauty related, and, well, if you haven't seen it you have to, I am posting the youtube video as well. I feel so bad for her, but she couldn't even make a coherent sentence?



Now this makes me want to see clips from Miss India. Remember Priyanka Chopra's Mother Theresa fiasco? There has to be more such stuff out there...

If you ever encounter anyone saying that being a beauty junkie means being brain dead, just remember that such an incident has never happened to you. I know the following clip is unusual for a beauty blog, but it is beauty related.