When it Rains Bad Make-up, People Fall Face-Down into a Puddle Part 1: Nayantara

You know that song 'It's raining men?' Well I opened my email to see that someone had sent in this pic saying Nayantara's eyebrows were horrible. I clicked on the link, and that's when I magically heard Geri Halliwell cover her own cover of 'It's raining men,' only she was singing it as 'it's raining horrible make-up.' You see, Nayantara isn't just an example of what happens when you let a 3-year old stencil in your brows, but an overall example of what happens when you might have possibly pissed off your make-up artist.

I can live with the brows and the unblended teal eyeshadow that suggest that Nayantara's make-up artist was a child unsuccesfully trying to learn to paint by numbers. However, if her make-up artist were really a child, at least it would have had some adult supervision at some point and Nayantara's make-up would never have seen the light of day. But all this is comparable to ordering a low-fat hot chocolate with a truckload of whipped cream on top. To those of you who haven't tried this guilt-pleasing approach, what I'm trying to say is that those two flaws I mentioned are the low fat chocolate milk compared to her other true vice: the godawful contouring-like mess eating up her face.

Looking at Nayantara's nose and the area above the eyeshadow makes one wonder if her make-up artist had something of a counter-eureka moment and decided to contour Nayantara's face using a ruler. In fact, the shading around her nose and beneath her brows are almost geometric. An while we can all appreciate the desi beauty ideal of sharp features, I'm not sure it includes trying to reinvent the algebraic and geometric theorems on the plains of ones face.

A little blending would have done Nayatnara so much more favours than the harsh unlbended lines her make-up artist decided to disfavour her with. And then I could properly concentrate on bemoaning the brows.

27 comments:

Keerthana said...

Yuk! I didn't like her anyway :P.
But she needs to find a new MUA.. her eyes and eyebrows are hideous!

8:31 AM
preeti said...

it looks like she has a fake nose stuck on her...LOL

4:57 PM
SG said...

I agree, the make up is pretty bad. But to the comments above, very uncool. I don't know who she is but she seems like a very pretty girl.

8:20 AM
farah said...

Her makeup was sooooo much better last time.Lately she was into Lipo so much, gone thinner and her makeup changed, in uglier way.

11:58 AM
Makeup Majesty said...

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8:24 PM
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She need makeup a lot.....

3:31 AM
josie said...

itz just not her makeup its her hair too..look at it its fried beyond repair....

1:45 PM
mineral cosmetics said...

It is sometimes very hard to get the makeup right...and I think a lot of creativity along with the changing times is what is needed to be successful all the time.

7:22 AM
EmmaDee said...

LOOOOOOOOOL
i actually cracked up reading that

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4:57 AM
Anonymous said...

Hahaha y would u even let someone take a photograph of you, when you look like that! She has way tooo much makeup on anyway! and yes I agree her hair looks like it's in need of major repair!

10:28 PM
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12:04 PM
Michelle Montes said...

Wow her makeup artist really hates her

11:43 PM
Join the Gossip said...

Oooh poor thing! The makeup isn't as bad to me, becuase you cant really help but notice anything aside from her brows =( I am always so nervous when I get mine done that someone will mess up and make me look like this haha!

8:33 PM
Ammzy said...

Ya know, I didn't really notice her make-up untilI I read your post. That must mean mean either her make-up is not that bad or bad make-up is really common...

1:51 AM
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4:53 PM
Kay | Color Printing Wholesale said...

I agree with you, the make up on her nose, is not that good and you can really see that it is not perfectly done. I just hope that she will look better next time.

10:13 PM
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8:31 PM
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12:15 AM
annie said...

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4:01 PM
megha said...

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4:32 AM
Anonymous said...

Hi Anu,
just saw MIA's look for the fashion institutes ball. Could you do a break down? Its really unique...especially love those lips!

5:35 PM
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5:11 AM
Fashion and Beauty Tips said...

Its too hard for her to do make up, I think the make up is not so bad and its some what up to the mark.

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4:02 AM
Rupa said...

Wow,this is truly an example of how bad make up can detract from a lady as pretty as her *slaps forehead* Nayantara needs to change her MUA Stat!

3:13 AM

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