A Variation of the Swine Flu? Jessica Biel Complains About Being too Good Looking

I seem to be swarmed with beauty-news lately (highlights and lowlights following soon and the previously promised posts will be up, I promise again), but this was too hilarious not to post. I recently came across a post where Jessica Biel opened her mouth only to have her wordings become verbal diarrhea when she inserted her foot into her mouth. Here is an excerpt from Jessica Biel's interview in the new Allure magazine:


. . . Biel is so frustrated when she misses out on plum roles that go to Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman because directors find her look to be too modern.

"I just want an opportunity," she states in Allure's June issue. "If you don't like the audition, then don't hire me! But if you don't want to even see me -- that's hurtful." Find out what else Jessica has to say about her looks, marriage, and living life under a microscope.

Is being too good-looking really a problem for an actress? "Yeah, it really is a problem. I have to be blunt."

I'm not a doctor, but I know when someone has caught the Evangeline Lily virus where the victim cries themself to sleep out of frustration that they cannot fathom what it is to be ugly like the rest of the world (if at this point you think I'm making this up, google Evangeline Lily and her infamous Elle interview). Seriously, if things get worse doctors might need to deflate Jessica Biel's head!

image source: www.eonline.com

8 comments:

An Indian's Makeup Blog ! said...

LOL ! My first reaction to this was - does she really think shez that beautiful ? I think she has a great body. Actually better than great body but otherwise...I don't think shez pretty. None of her features stand out. I used to think she was really intelligent and stuff until I read this interview.

2:24 PM
Anysé said...

Oh my gosh! So true!!

I don't think she's pretty either!
I never thought she'd be so full of herself!!!

10:13 PM
debonairdebacles said...

Being (even more) beautiful hasn't hurt Scarlett at all. Directors don't give her a chance because she doesn't have any range whatsoever.

2:12 PM
Anonymous said...

it's hard to be sure of course, but maybe she was being sarcastic or ironic?
i'm not defending her, i've positively LOATHED jessica biel ever since her 7th heaven days... but i recall other instances where humour doesn't translate so well via the print medium. even in the context of her other remarks... maybe she's not great at expressing herself/is too frustrated to be eloquent?

either way, your blog is pretty fantastic. i wish there were more indian makeup blogs around! i always look forward to seeing your reviews of new products & makeup breakdowns :)

x

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1:42 AM
Soumya said...

Ahem. Natalie Portman is way, way, way, way, WAY prettier than her.

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8:35 AM
Anonymous said...

Umm, Jessica Biel doesn't hold a candle to Scarlett Johansson or even Natalie Portman... in my opinion.

12:28 PM

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